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This programme contains strong
language and scenes which some
viewers may find upsetting

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MAN LAUGHS

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It's Dave! In love with Dave!

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I can't believe
it's happened for him.

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Have you got my phone?

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SHE SIGHS

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But Dave?

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Dave, though!

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Three weeks? Yeah.
They've been together three weeks.

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And she's in love with him?

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Do you think I'll need a coat?

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But I don't want to be hot.

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This is so dull.

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Have we become boring?
You've become boring!

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HE LAUGHS

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But Dave, settling down?!

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Ah, it's great for him.

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You know she's 42?

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His new girlfriend's 42.
She'll be wanting a baby, she'll...

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You've told me she's 42,
like, five times.

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When?!

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OK. One, when you're walking
around doing your teeth

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with your willy out.

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HE LAUGHS

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Two...

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Hey.

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Oh, sorry. Can I...? Oh, sorry.

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No, sorry. No, go ahead.

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Would you mind filling up my bottle?
Sure.

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CHILD BABBLES

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MOTHER GIGGLES NERVOUSLY

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Oh, thank you.

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I'm sorry. No worries...

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Fun, fun, fun!

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What?

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HE CHUCKLES

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Oh, my God, that's...

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Oh, now that's cute.

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Urgh.

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£3.50!

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£3.50?!

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Stop looking at me.

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Why would I want to look at you?

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I'm fine.

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I'll be fine today.

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Now, that's lovely.

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cards like that?

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Because I'm not a massive prick.

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PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

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compete with you

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with a little syllable

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like a volcano

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for this love to go

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and a microphone

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SHE GASPS

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the same as me...

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Lisa?

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Hey.

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I'm so sorry.

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It's so...so fucking stupid.

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Yeah, of course it's stupid.

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Does it look like I've been crying?

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You've never looked better.
Look at you. You're gorgeous.

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You should have come out
the house looking like this!

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They moved us.

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Oh, great. I found the email
and it did say 14,

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so they didn't have a leg
to stand on.

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Oi-oi! Do you want a cuddle
with your cousin,

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Ah, we've had a bit of a tummy
bug, so don't want to...

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Oh, we don't want to catch
a tummy bug, do we, Finlay?

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No, no. That's the last thing
we need, innit, eh?

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More sleepless nights.

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Go on, sit down.

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So, your Dave's got a new woman!

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Ah, yeah. Apparently
she's in love with him.

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It sounds like Dave's going
to settle down.

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Lovely house. Thank you.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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No, sorry, Dave, I'm just
looking for this bloody, erm...

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Ah. At last!

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Oh...

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Pleasure.

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Make yourself at home.

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Thank you, yeah.

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Lovely colour. Yeah.

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Coffee machine. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Your beauty knows no bounds.

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Sorry.

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I'm seeing my friends tomorrow.

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I've told them all about you.

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You should probably
meet them, actually.

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It's been three weeks...

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Mm.

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They're all, like, married or
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Oh, God. Yeah.

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No, it'd be great to get
you out with them and er...

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You could meet them,

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meet my son, Daniel. He's amazing.

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Mm.

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SHE SIGHS

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Nope.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Yep. All gone.

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DISTANT SIREN

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Are you hungry?

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No, I'm good.

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Do you want to go get a coffee?

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I just need to get to work.

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Got some jelly beans in my bag.

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Jelly beans?

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Yeah.

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I'm good for jelly beans.

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Why don't you want
one of my jelly beans?

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SHE SNICKERS

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Why do you even have jelly beans?

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How often do you buy jelly beans?

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About once a week.

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You buy jelly beans once a week?

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It's not like a strict thing.

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Oh, is it not? Buying jelly beans
isn't a strict thing for you?

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No.

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About once a week I think, "Ooh,
yeah, I'll buy some jelly beans."

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How did I not know this about you?

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There's loads
you don't know about me. Yeah.

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You're full of hidden depths.

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Shall we get going?

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Yeah.

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Wait. What have you got on
at work today?

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I need to format the annual report.

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Well, at least
it's something interesting!

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I feel like we should start
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Whatever you need.

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If you do insist on having sex
with me over and over again

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until you get pregnant, then...
You'll be OK with that?

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Let me just... Let me just...

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You put your fingers on your chin!
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You've actually
put your fingers on your chin!

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I'll cope. Oh, thanks!

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I'll find an inner strength.

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We're good now.

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We've got through
seeing Erin's baby,

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If we can get through my dad
waving a baby in your face,

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we can get through anything.

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Now we just need to keep positive.

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Keep moving forwards.

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Can we get going?

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Yeah.

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rather than just...?

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Definitely.

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STARTS ENGINE

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You're late! Yes.

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Heavy night, was it?

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Oh... Every night's a heavy night.

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BEEPING

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Try again.

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Oh, dear.

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Yeah, but...

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PHONE RINGS

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One second.

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Hello?

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Yes.

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That's perfect.

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Mm. Yeah, can I call you back?

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Great. Bye!

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Machines, eh? Right!

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Has Malik fixed it yet? No.

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Oh, my God! It's so mad!

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It's Beavers and Cubs on a Monday,

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swimming on a Tuesday,

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Wednesdays we can't do anything

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"has to have the car".

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Are you all right to do their toast?

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Yeah.

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There's more bread in the cupboard.

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Sam! Frankie! Church!

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Shall I cut the crusts off?

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Oh... No, they're good, thanks.

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Oh, my God. I'm sorry,
but that is so funny, Amanda.

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I cannot wait till you have kids!

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She won't be cutting the crusts off!

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No, she won't be cutting
the crusts off!

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WHISPERS: Hi, how are you?

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CARTOON PLAYS ON PHONE

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Shoes.

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Shoes!

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If I tell you to take your shoes
off, you take your shoes off!

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Take your shoes off,
Granny'll give you biscuits.

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Mum, please.
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All kicking off in there.

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Yep.

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I don't know
how your sister does it.

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Running round.

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All that cooking.

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You think your job's stressful -

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Children are
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You know she's started them
in karate?

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Yeah.

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Can I do a wee?

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Is...

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I will... I just need to do a wee.

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My mates are like,
"Come on! Let's meet her!"

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I'm just like, "She's busy
with work.

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"I'm sure she'll come out
at some point."

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You going to be hot?

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No.

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I'm ovulating!

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Are you talking to me?!

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Can you say it louder?!

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I'm ovulating!

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MOUTH FULL: No... Can you
really shout it, please?!

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HE LAUGHS

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I'M OVULATING!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Do you want me to wash it?

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Probably.

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Yeah, that's...

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..so disgusting.

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Well, I'll go and flop it
over the sink.

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Please, it's not big enough to flop.

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HE LAUGHS

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God, it's cold.

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Yeah.

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Can you stop
talking about the boiler?

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Are you sure?

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THEY GIGGLE

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ALARM RINGS

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Oh, it was a masterclass!

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I was like a bull - in and out.

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God, I'm lucky!

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Do you want a moist chicken,

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or do you want an orgasm?

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You can't have both!

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I'll do the broccoli.

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THEY LAUGH

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BIN CLATTERS

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FLY BUZZES

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Just leave it. Shh!

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Shh!

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This is so sexy.

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I'm... I'm not doing it
with a fly in the room.

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He's not going to watch us!

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He's got like a thousand eyes!

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BIN CLATTERS

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D3?

282
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,200
Um, yeah?

283
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,920
<font color="
and this one hasn't.

284
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,160
This one's got iron in it
and this one...

285
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,440
Oh, maybe it does...

286
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,520
What about folates?

287
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,680
What the fuck are folates?

288
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,200
THEY LAUGH

289
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,280
Jesus.

290
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,200
<font color="

291
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,640
ROWDY LAUGHTER

292
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,080
What have you got in there, then?

293
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,040
Where's your new lady?

294
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,640
Er, er... She says
that she's very sorry.

295
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,080
She's desperate to meet you
all, but erm...

296
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,520
Sadly she doesn't exist!

297
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,880
<font color="

298
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,440
Yeah, well, we can't wait
to meet her, mate.

299
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,240
No, honestly,
she's chomping at the bit.

300
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,440
She doesn't stop going on
about you guys. This is nice.

301
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,440
Oi! Get off! Get off!

302
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,080
<font color="

303
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,720
You two been good?

304
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,040
Yeah. Yeah, really good.

305
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,800
Thanks for that.

306
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,360
No, happy to. Do you want
to say a quick hello to him?

307
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,280
Yep.

308
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,600
TV BLARS

309
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,240
Say hi to your dad.

310
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,320
<font color="

311
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,480
You all right, big guy?

312
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,800
What are you watching?

313
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,840
This.

314
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,400
Great.

315
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,040
Did you mention his award?

316
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,960
Er... It was in
the school newsletter.

317
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,280
Oh, please...

318
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,640
<font color="

319
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,000
You read the school newsletter?!

320
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,640
Just fucking...

321
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,640
No! I'm not going to
bend over and...

322
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,960
Just fucking do it.

323
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,560
Is...

324
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,200
Well done on the award, mate.

325
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,800
That's so cool.

326
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,080
<font color="
Say goodbye to your dad!

327
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,600
I said well done.

328
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,920
Say goodbye to your dad.

329
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,280
Say goodbye to your dad!

330
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,040
I'm actually his father.
Yeah, OK.

331
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:23,160
And you don't even tell me
about headteacher's award?!

332
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,560
<font color="
What a great mother.

333
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,520
No, I'm not... I'm not doing this.
You're letting your son down.

334
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,480
You're letting
the...the school down.

335
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,400
Do you even care about his feelings?

336
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,960
How's your little boy?

337
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,920
<font color="

338
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,960
Oh, that's so nice!

339
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:52,080
Yeah, I took him this, like,
amazing, like, Lego set.

340
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,680
They're not cheap.

341
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,360
It's only money.

342
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,080
What?

343
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,320
I'm just...
Oh, right. Yeah.

344
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,360
<font color="
Dave and Amanda!

345
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,000
They want us to go out for dinner!

346
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,120
Lisa!

347
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,200
We're finally going
to get to meet Amanda!

348
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,560
Can you fuck off?

349
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,640
Are you sure?

350
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,680
You don't want me to stand here
<font color="

351
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,880
Go away!

352
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,000
Yep!

353
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,600
SHE GROANS

354
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,200
Ah, Jesus.

355
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,520
LINE RINGS OUT

356
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,720
CLUB MUSIC BLARES

357
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,040
At the tone,
please record your message.

358
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,840
When you have finished, you may...

359
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,520
<font color="

360
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,440
DOORBELL RINGS TUNEFULLY

361
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,560
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

362
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,920
One minute! Sorry!

363
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,440
Come in if you want!

364
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,920
Bath's ready!

365
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,200
Bath's ready!

366
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,240
Hey, Alfie.

367
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,520
There's a woman in the hallway!

368
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,640
<font color="
Bath's ready!

369
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,920
I can't hear you! The telly's on!

370
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,760
The bath's ready!

371
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,280
Alexa, announce "bath's ready"!

372
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,120
Alfie, TV off now!

373
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,760
Alexa!

374
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,680
Apparently, she's madly in love
with Dave -

375
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,760
<font color="

376
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,320
Ha! How could anyone
be in love with Dave?

377
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,240
She's booked this posh restaurant
in the middle of, like...

378
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,360
But she's paying, right?
We don't know.

379
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,160
You don't know?!

380
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,520
How do we ask?!

381
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,640
<font color="

382
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,920
Erm, just a lemonade please.
Don't ice.

383
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,680
But don't let me
stop you having a beer.

384
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,640
Um, two lemonades, please.
One with ice.

385
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,120
Lemonade?

386
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,240
How long?

387
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,680
<font color="

388
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,000
What can I get you?

389
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,440
Oh, we're being served.

390
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,640
Oh, my God!
They're going to be like...

391
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,720
Same year at school. Yes!

392
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,120
For a starter?!

393
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,520
15 quid for a starter?

394
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:19,920
<font color="

395
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,960
She's literally got money
coming out of her arse.

396
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,520
Right, cheapest mains...

397
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,240
Oh, my God, don't.

398
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,400
20... 30.

399
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,440
Seven.

400
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,520
Pounds.

401
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,560
Fuck off.

402
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,120
<font color="

403
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,600
Look at the steaks.

404
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,560
We're here for
our 12-week scan. 10.30.

405
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,040
Lisa.

406
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,280
Date of birth?

407
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,240
March 4th, 1990.

408
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,200
First line of your address?

409
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,680
Flat 96, Lawson Court.

410
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,800
<font color="

411
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,320
Photos...

412
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,360
We should get a load of them.
Yeah.

413
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,560
They're £5 each.

414
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,280
We'll...get two.

415
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,960
Two's plenty.

416
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,960
How's it going?

417
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,200
Yeah. Getting heavy.

418
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,680
<font color="

419
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,280
12 weeks.

420
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,200
12 weeks, three days.

421
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,240
An important three days!
Yeah, it is!

422
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,160
Oh, so you've got your scan?

423
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,960
Paid for the photos!

424
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,360
£5 each!

425
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,400
The sonographers, they just give
<font color="

426
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,560
No way! Don't think about it.

427
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,320
Yeah. Let's not think about it.

428
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,800
Oh, my God! That's so annoying!

429
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,920
Lisa?

430
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,120
Oh, yes!

431
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,080
No, I've got them.

432
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,560
Nice to meet you.

433
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,120
<font color="

434
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,400
I'll try!

435
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,560
No, I'm still feeling very sick.

436
00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,680
Oh, dear.

437
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,320
I'll try not to puke on you!

438
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,080
But we... We think
there's a bump, don't we?

439
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,400
It's all those biscuits
I've been eating.

440
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,840
<font color="

441
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,160
Yep.

442
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,680
Where shall I...?

443
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,760
Just sit down!

444
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,000
You can sit there.

445
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,080
Great. Thanks.

446
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,920
Happy now?

447
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,960
Very comfortable.

448
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,160
So, have you tried ginger biscuits?

449
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,280
<font color="

450
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,640
Rich Teas seem to work a little bit.

451
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,320
I tried her on a Digestive, and...

452
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,240
Don't! Are you mad?
Even the mention of it!

453
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,560
It's the texture.
I used to love them!

454
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,080
Would you mind rolling up your top?

455
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,160
<font color="

456
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,240
That would help.

457
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,920
And just pop your trousers
below your...

458
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,240
That good? And the back as well. Oh.

459
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,400
Excellent.

460
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,960
This is going to be
a little bit cold.

461
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,360
<font color="

462
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,360
LISA GIGGLES

463
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,720
We... We bought
two of those photos.

464
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,080
Oh, don't worry. I'll give you
as many of those as you like.

465
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,640
Oh, amazing.

466
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,920
Thank you.

467
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,920
Our parents will be wanting some.

468
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,080
<font color="

469
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,200
My dad will have them
plastered all over the house.

470
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,720
Yeah, he's great like that!

471
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,960
I'll just grab them as we go.

472
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,880
Thanks.

473
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,920
Er, do you want
to...watch what I'm scanning?

474
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,840
<font color="

475
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,400
See what's going on.

476
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,680
OK. So, I'll have a little look,

477
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,520
and I'll let you know what I find.

478
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,640
Can take a little while, so...

479
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,120
We're quite nervous.

480
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,200
Don't worry. Everybody is.

481
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,080
We had an early loss.

482
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,600
<font color="

483
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,440
Yeah.

484
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,080
Sorry.

485
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,720
It can take a while, as I say,

486
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,640
but I will let you know
just as soon as I can.

487
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,760
Thank you.

488
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,440
I need to find a better angle.

489
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,600
Oh. Sorry.

490
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,280
<font color="

491
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,680
He's hiding.

492
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,480
They can be very cheeky,
some of them!

493
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,800
Yeah, I wonder where
he gets that from. Oi!

494
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,480
How long since your last period?

495
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,200
12 weeks three days.

496
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,720
<font color="

497
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,000
Is that the baby?

498
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,440
One minute, please.

499
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,960
Your last period was
12 weeks and three days.

500
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,000
I'm measuring eight weeks,
five days.

501
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,520
And I, erm...

502
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,680
..I'm not finding a heartbeat.

503
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,000
<font color="

504
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,080
I'm not finding a heartbeat.

505
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,120
There's a gown behind the screen.

506
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,080
I'll need to scan you vaginally.

507
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,040
HORN BLARES

508
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,440
SHOUTING

509
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,800
HORN TOOTS IMPATIENTLY

510
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,040
SHE SNIFFS

511
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,360
DOOR BUZZER RINGS

512
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,239
<font color="

513
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,920
Er, yeah.

514
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,360
Can I just, er...

515
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,760
Name?

516
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,280
Er, Stephen.

517
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,880
Flat 96.

518
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,600
Do you want any lunch?

519
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,360
I'm good.

520
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,160
SHE SOBS

521
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,800
Uh-oh! Late again!

522
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,320
<font color="

523
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,920
Morning!

524
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,960
Morning.

525
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:36,760
ALARM RINGS

526
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,920
Can you pause it?

527
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,800
CLOSES WINDOW/ALARM DULLS

528
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:07,640
Morning!

529
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,680
Yeah, I'm not even joking.

530
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,880
OK.

531
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:30,680
I'm more than happy for Seb or Clara
<font color="

532
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,080
till nine on a Wednesday.

533
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,360
I'd actually love
to see Seb doing that.

534
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,040
That would make me...

535
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,960
That would make me very happy.

536
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,800
The meetings we had
about the email strategy!

537
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,200
So, is the newsletter
<font color="

538
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,760
Because I'm happy for someone
else to take it on.

539
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,880
SOBBING

540
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,400
No, I want to go.

541
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,000
OK.

542
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,440
I need to go. This isn't going to...

543
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,040
..going to become who I am.

544
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,000
I'm not going to let it fucking...

545
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,160
<font color="

546
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,280
Oh, God, Stephen.

547
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,520
It hurts so much.

548
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:02,560
Sorry we're late!

549
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,400
How are you? You good?

550
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,000
Where have you been hiding?
You've been silent on the old er...

551
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,760
Hey! What are you doing here?!

552
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:14,680
Uh-oh.

553
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,600
<font color="

554
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,920
THEY LAUGH

555
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,760
You've been silent on the WhatsApps.

556
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,720
Oh, a mad couple of weeks.

557
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,400
Well, it's about to get madder.

558
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,280
This is Amanda. Oh! At last!

559
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,520
<font color="

560
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,520
No, it's been, yeah. Crazy times.

561
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,240
STRAINED LAUGHTER

562
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,760
It's, er, Lisa and Stephen.

563
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,560
Yeah, I got that. Thanks, Dave.

564
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,080
Keeping me on my toes.

565
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,520
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

566
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,320
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567
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,800
Fucking hell.

568
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,800
LISA CHUCKLES

569
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,520
Jesus Christ.

570
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,320
So, we should share some starters.

571
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,440
Absolutely.

572
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,760
So, we just get maybe...

573
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,720
..six between the four of us?

574
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,280
I don't know how hungry
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575
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,120
Always hungry.

576
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,000
He was fat at school.

577
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,960
Big-boned, sorry.

578
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,320
Very big-boned.

579
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,960
Huge-boned.

580
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,240
Enormous bones.

581
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,160
Napkin. What?

582
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,120
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583
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,680
I'm just putting a napkin on my lap.

584
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,560
Yeah, no, you put it on your lap,
mate. Where do you put yours?

585
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,960
Yeah... I don't put it on my lap.

586
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,160
Do you like courgette, Lisa?

587
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,480
She does, yeah.

588
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,760
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589
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,840
Sorry! Just got very strong
opinions on courgettes.

590
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,520
Courgettes, napkins...

591
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,040
Yeah, yeah, courgettes, napkins...

592
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,640
..erm...

593
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,280
He's getting a bit ahead of himself.

594
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,800
I'll sort him out later.

595
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,040
Uh-oh.

596
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,760
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597
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,640
I think we should have
at least one vegetable.

598
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,240
Lisa's like, "Forget the
vegetables? Give us the meat!"

599
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:16,520
Yeah, no, it all looks amazing.

600
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,320
Even the cutlery.

601
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,040
Yeah the...the cutlery's like...

602
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,680
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603
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:24,840
Can I just say,

604
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,040
because obviously it's fascinating
discussing the cutlery...

605
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,240
Yeah, you just don't appreciate
good cutlery.

606
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,680
..it's so great to meet you
at last, Amanda.

607
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,920
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608
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,560
No, I didn't mean...

609
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,120
Second time you've said it.

610
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,040
Yes. No, it's...yeah.

611
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,080
It's been a while.

612
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:45,400
Lisa's like, "How long are you
going to take to introduce her?"

613
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,200
Well, we're here now, so...

614
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,680
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615
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:54,920
Ah, Lisa's like, "Cut the chat!
Get me a drink!"

616
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,280
Lisa's always the first
one to the bar, aren't you?

617
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,720
If he doesn't get there first.

618
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,720
Ah! There she is!

619
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,080
So, what are we thinking?

620
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,280
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621
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,120
Do you prefer sweeter, drier...?

622
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,160
Great, yeah.

623
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,280
New world? Old world?

624
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,560
Amanda knows basically
everything about wine.

625
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,680
No, I... I did a course.

626
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,960
We...we just normally get
whatever's cheap.

627
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,280
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628
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,080
Any bubbles to start?

629
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,960
I'll just have
whatever you're having.

630
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,400
Cheap date. That's literally
the only reason I married her.

631
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,960
White of blacks?
Blanc de blanc?

632
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,640
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Yeah, me too.

633
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,000
I've been drinking
too much champagne.

634
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,800
A lot of champagne!

635
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,560
That is one problem
I'd very much like to have.

636
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,560
Yeah. Not a problem I think
me and Lisa would have.

637
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,640
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638
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,240
Yeah, we'd be round the back with
a bottle and a couple of straws!

639
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,560
Well, you can't go wrong
with a Bordeaux, so...

640
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,440
Yes, absolutely.

641
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,840
What do you...
What do you mean "Yes, absolutely"?!

642
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,280
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643
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,760
OK.

644
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,320
Everybody knows I love a Bordeaux.

645
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,320
I'm like, I'm Bordeaux this,
Bordeaux that.

646
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,640
I'm Bordeaux Dave.

647
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,080
Do you know where the...?

648
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,240
Yeah, it's on
the other side of the bar.

649
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,200
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650
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,960
What would she need a hand with?

651
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,880
What would she need a hand with?

652
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,840
You never know!

653
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,640
You married people are hilarious.

654
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:25,920
I love a Bordeaux.

655
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,000
Yep, OK. Sorry.

656
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,280
I mean, Jesus.

657
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,320
SHE SNIFFS

658
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,560
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659
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,880
They actually make it
on the premises.

660
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,640
Do they? They use ancient grains.

661
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,520
Oh, the way it just
comes apart in your hands.

662
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,120
That'll be the ancient grains.

663
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,120
Excellent.

664
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,040
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665
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,520
Thank you. They use ancient grains.

666
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,720
Dave's an expert in grains now.

667
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,680
That's literally not...

668
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,440
I knew you'd be like this.

669
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,720
Have we ordered?

670
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,320
Er, no. We were waiting for you.

671
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,360
Great.

672
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,720
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673
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,640
I can put it on my work card!

674
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,480
I'm fine, honestly.

675
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,120
They'll...they'll never know.

676
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:15,160
You already... He...he's
already started the meter!

677
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:19,360
It was nice, though.

678
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,840
Yeah.

679
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,640
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champagne and a rack of lamb,

680
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,480
then make us split the bill.

681
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,600
Yeah.

682
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:31,880
Do I need it?

683
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,160
Garlic.

684
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we'll blame the garlic.

685
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,440
I didn't really get that
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686
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,640
He's way more into her
than she's into him.

687
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,200
Like, that happens.

688
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,000
You like me
way more than I like you.

689
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,560
True.

690
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,520
It is good that we know now
that like, despite everything,

691
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,880
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692
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,160
We can still go out,
have a good night.

693
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,440
Put it all behind us.

694
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,040
Stay positive.

695
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,720
I'm always suspicious...

696
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,360
I'm always suspicious
when someone needs to make jokes.

697
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,040
Yeah, he's a bit...
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698
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,680
All the banter, the laughter.

699
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,120
He's hiding something so dark.

700
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,800
I feel sorry for Lisa.

701
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,720
He wanted to follow
her to the toilet!

702
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:42,760
Yes!

703
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,400
And the Bordeaux!

704
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,800
I love a Bordeaux!

705
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,080
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706
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,280
Right?!

707
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:52,280
They don't call you that
for nothing. I've been to France!

708
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,200
You don't have to laugh
when he laughs at you.

709
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,760
I do.

710
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,920
All good?

711
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,560
Yeah. You?

712
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:34,600
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713
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,080
Really good, actually.

714
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,080
Can I get you anything?

715
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,520
I'm good.

716
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,760
It's a lovely day outside.

717
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,200
Nice bit of sunshine.

718
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,880
Yeah, I know.

719
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,400
It helps you stay positive.

720
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,200
Shall I open the curtains?

721
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,320
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722
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,000
Now.

723
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,760
Fancy going outside for a bit?

724
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,680
I'm good.

725
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:33,920
It never gets any smaller.

726
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,120
THEY CHUCKLE

727
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:47,480
I was thinking, we could go
to the cinema this evening.

728
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,240
We could...see what films are on.

729
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,400
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730
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,640
And then...we could go
bowling this weekend.

731
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,920
Er, or crazy golf.

732
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:05,880
Feed the ducks.

733
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,800
I bought some Soleros.

734
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,520
Or we could go for a walk...

735
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,240
..in the park. Take a frisbee.

736
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,320
Because you're
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737
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,600
HE CHUCKLES

738
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,680
All right in here?

739
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:45,720
Yep.

740
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,720
Your toast's popped up.

741
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,080
Oh, great. Thank you.

742
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,920
What are you going to have on it?

743
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:58,920
Don't know yet.

744
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,760
Exciting.

745
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,320
Yeah.

746
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,440
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747
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,160
I'll take the day off work.

748
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,120
I'll say I'm ill again.

749
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,960
Seriously, I need a new pair
of trainers.

750
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,680
You don't need any new trainers.

751
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:40,120
No, we...we could spend the day
at Westfield.

752
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,720
Have some lunch.

753
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,080
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754
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,400
There's those, er...

755
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,760
There's those people there
who give you a massage.

756
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,800
Urgh.

757
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,720
Strangers' hands all over you!

758
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,240
Do a bit of shopping?

759
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,200
Yeah, nice.

760
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,120
How long have we been meaning
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761
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,840
We can do this.

762
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,240
Oh, Jesus.

763
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,400
This isn't going to change us.

764
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,080
There'll be a time in our lives when
we don't cry about an air fryer.

765
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,520
HE CHUCKLES

766
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,960
There'd better be.

767
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,280
You all right?

768
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,560
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769
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,680
You?

770
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,280
Yeah.

771
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,440
Really good.

772
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:44,320
We can do this.

773
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:01,800

bursts like a volcano

774
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,760

for this love to go

775
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:15,200

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776
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,120

for this love to turn

777
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,560


778
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:29,000


779
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,280

the same as me.